So I do not know how many of you work in some sort of office environment but I am sure you have met this person, The Pencil Nazi. In every office there is always somebody who has an unhealthy obsession about their office supplies. Today I had my first run in with this type of person at my relatively new position. I am not a big fan of multiple choice exams but students often are and especially as we near the end of the term I like to give this type of test for the last one. This way they focus on their final art project instead of the pressure of writing a bunch of essays. One thing you know you need if you have ever taken a multiple choice scantron exam is a lovely #2 pencil, since this is the only thing the machine will read. Well, silly me, the other three institutions I have given exams at had an exam grading center, with a plethora of pencils for one to make their exam grading key. Now I am at a new place but I figured the room with the scantron machine in it would have pencils in it for making a key, yeah, no dice.
So, I went to the office right next door where there were three desks, all seeming to have plenty o' pencils. I kindly asked if I could please borrow a #2 pencil for just a moment, and I was glared at as if I asked to steal a baby and feed it to a dingo, followed by a very stern "I WANT IT BACK!" I replied "oh no problem I will be done with it in just one minute and give it right back, thank you so much I really appreciate it." I did this of course and then proceeded to grovel with thanks and appreciation some more, explaining I was a new instructor and thought the mighty pencils would be by the scantron machine and had none in the office I was assigned to at all (despite there being 4 desks, 4 computers, a scanner, a refrigerator, a microwave, and multiple shelving units...yeah I know, crazy right), and I was told extremely gruffly once again that I should contact the coordinator for my department because THEY were the coordinator for THEIR department and THEY made sure all of THEIR people had SUPPLIES.
Well good gracious, IT WAS ONLY A PENCIL and it was only loaned for about 1 minute and 30 seconds (yes I watched the clock lest they eat my head off for violating an unspoken time usage rule). People need to breathe! Now granted, I understand the preciousness of supplies, back as a teenager/20-something working my way through college when I worked as a cashier for K-mart and was a waitress at a restaurant I guarded my pens quite well, but...a college, filled with pencils and I am new, give me a wee bit of slack you crazy Pencil Nazi, I assure you I do not have a hidden agenda to usurp your precious writing utensils. It will be o.k., I will not sneeze on it, I will not chew on it, and I shall not break thy eraser.
Maybe they had low blood sugar and really needed a snickers....................
And so it goes...















